The primary focus of the reviews on this blog is to review sex toys, erotica, porn, discuss queerness and overall educate my audience.

Types of products I am open to reviewing at this time: Vibrators, dildos, kegel exercisers, lubricants, books (excluding educational or erotica), anal toys, penis toys, porn, partner products, BDSM/fetish products, fucking machines, harnesses, lingerie, condoms/safer sex products, games, menstrual products, websites

I do not review any sex toys that are made with materials that are not body safe. This includes porous materials for internal toys. I do not review any products from retailers who are based on Amazon, eBay or similar websites.

Sending me a product for review does not necessarily guarantee you a positive review or that I will do it without being consulted first. I will always be 100% honest in my opinions, and I do not allow companies to screen my reviews before they go published. All products sent to me are mine and will not be returned or be made to purchase after.

I reserve the right to refuse product reviews, affiliation or sponsorship from your brand on the basis of sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic behavior or ethically corrupt practices.

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  • Product Reviews:
    • Sex toys! Porn! Books & Games! BDSM Gear! I love testing out new sex-related products that are working to create more pleasure. Good reviews aren’t guaranteed, but who knows I might just find my new holy grail!
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